Mystery Vintage Ugly Christmas Sweater
How It Works
Let us surprise you.
Pick your style (pullover, cardigan, or vest) and your size (S–XL), and we'll hand-select a vintage ugly Christmas sweater from our warehouse and ship it straight to you. Every sweater is a genuine vintage piece from the '80s, '90s, or early 2000s—think sequins, embroidered Santas, puffy paint reindeer, and all the gloriously tacky holiday cheer you're looking for.
The photos you see here are just examples. Your sweater will be different—pulled from our constantly rotating warehouse stock of vintage finds.
Sizing Notes
These are vintage women's sweaters, so they tend to run small and boxy. We recommend ordering one size up from what you'd normally wear for the best fit.
Hundreds of Happy Customers
We don't accept returns or exchanges on mystery vintage items, but we've sold thousands of these with overwhelmingly positive reviews. Our team knows what makes a great ugly Christmas sweater, and we're confident you're going to love yours.
Want to pick your own? Check out our full collection of 5,000+ individually photographed vintage ugly Christmas sweaters and find the perfect one yourself.












