Spring Edit: Onesie Pajamas
The birds are singing, the flowers are almost in bloom, and you’re still not ready to let go of your favorite onesie. We get it! Don’t have one yet? Listen up: they’re soft. They’re cozy. If you wear them in public, people will talk. When this happens, your best bet is to charm them with a terrible joke. Here are seven to correspond with whichever animal onesie pajama your heart desires. Now enter Spring, young grasshopper, with the most pastel polyester getup around!
Q: What did the sheep want to do?
A: Wool the world!
Q: What’s a bunny’s favorite place to hang out?
Q: What did the unicorn tell the carrot?
A: You no corn!
Q: What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
A: It’s just an udder day
Q: What do you call an owl magician?
Q: What do you call a smart unicorn?
A: The “A”corn
Okay, we’re done here.