Spring Edit: Onesie Pajamas



The birds are singing, the flowers are almost in bloom, and you're still not ready to let go of your favorite onesie. We get it!

Don't have one yet? Listen up: they're soft. They're cozy. If you wear them in public, people will talk. When this happens, your best bet is to charm them with a terrible joke. Here are seven to correspond with whichever animal onesie pajama your heart desires. Now enter Spring, young grasshopper, with the most pastel polyester getup around! 

Sheep Onesie Pajamas

Q: What did the sheep want to do?
A: Wool the world!

Bunny Rabbit Onesie Pajamas

Q: What's a bunny's favorite place to hang out?

Unicorn Onesie Pajama

Q: What did the unicorn tell the carrot?
A: You no corn!

Cow Onesie Pajamas

Q: What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
A: It's just an udder day

Deluxe Owl Onesie Pajamas

Q: What do you call an owl magician?
A: Hooooooo-dini

Blue Unicorn Onesie Pajamas

Q: What do you call a smart unicorn?
A: The "A"corn

Pink Unicorn Onesie Pajamas

Okay, we're done here.